• anarchoilluminati [comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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    8 months ago

    poo bear

    Supreme Leader Xi is informed of your transgression. CCP agents will arrive at your home in ~233 minutes. Please leave door unlocked, do not leave your home in this time.

    Reply STOP to quit.

    • cayde6ml@lemmygrad.ml
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      8 months ago

      But I haven’t even received my Xi bucks this week! And I have to take my pet Chicken for a walk at the Shanghai park!