Flying Squid@lemmy.world to Atheism@lemmy.worldEnglish · 7 months agoRapture believer demands return of $1,000 tips at Florida taco restaurantboingboing.netexternal-linkmessage-square39fedilinkarrow-up1200arrow-down13
arrow-up1197arrow-down1external-linkRapture believer demands return of $1,000 tips at Florida taco restaurantboingboing.netFlying Squid@lemmy.world to Atheism@lemmy.worldEnglish · 7 months agomessage-square39fedilink
minus-squaremodifier@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up43·7 months agoWhat she doesn’t know is that 100% of the good christians were raptured on eclipse day. Whoopsie.
minus-squareFlying Squid@lemmy.worldOPlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up22·7 months agoAll 3 of them will be missed.
minus-squaremodifier@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·7 months ago3? That’s very generous of you.
minus-squareFlying Squid@lemmy.worldOPlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·7 months agoI figure out of 8 billion people, 3 are Christian enough to be raptured.
minus-square3ntranced@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·7 months agoWell Mr. Roger’s is already gone so I’m hard pressed to find any others.
minus-squareKairuByte@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·7 months agoNah I think it’s gotta be more like 8. One for every billion.
What she doesn’t know is that 100% of the good christians were raptured on eclipse day.
Whoopsie.
All 3 of them will be missed.
3? That’s very generous of you.
I figure out of 8 billion people, 3 are Christian enough to be raptured.
Well Mr. Roger’s is already gone so I’m hard pressed to find any others.
Nah I think it’s gotta be more like 8. One for every billion.