No I will not provide any details onto why I bet my roommate to do this. Please don’t ask me because I will not answer.
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Day 1: Taco and Prune juice night Day 2: Make them breakfast - coffee and bran flakes; bran muffin. Day 3: Make a cake. Chocolate. Use a pastry bag to ice it with chocolate icing. Be absolutely sure they see you squeezing out the icing onto the cake with a very satisfied, nearly orgasmic look on your face. Make eye contact. Smile. Wink.
Try the old finger trick.
Ahahahaa! Pick your sides, friends. For reference: The infamous “three days no poop” thread
Going to be legendary. (May be they are gaming us all.)When I smell coffee sometimes it triggers me. Brew coffee when they’re home, push fiber (maybe salads?), invite them out for coffee and maybe they’ll drink some. Not sure, these are spitball ideas. I’m no doctor.
I guess, the classic 80s comedy staple might work - spike their food and/or drink with laxatives
