I’m kidding here, but the similarities are odd. The weather is always between 70F and 85F all year round. The biggest threat to you on the island are apples. You shouldn’t eat the apples that grow on the island; the small green ones are poisonous. Oh, and it isn’t easy to immigrate there. It’s a place where only few people are allowed to reside. Oh, and did I mention the abundant variety of plants and animals on the island?

  • Hugh_Jeggs
    1628·
    6 months ago

    If it’s such a paradise it wouldn’t have an absolutely spastic way of measuring the temperature

    For the other 97% of the planet, the yank means 21 to 29 degrees, I had to look it up

    • Aurenkin@sh.itjust.works
      252·
      6 months ago

      What an absurd and intellectually inferior unit of measurement you have elected to use here. For the enlightened among us the philistine means 294 to 302 Kelvin.

    • tonarinokanasan@lemmy.sdf.org
      214·
      6 months ago

      While the conversion is appreciated, there’s no reason to be an ass about it. OP labeled it, so it’s not like it was confusing or making unnecessary assumptions about the audience. So really you’re the one who just comes across as completely culturally insensitive.

      • Hugh_Jeggs
        36·
        6 months ago

        The vast majority, by a fucking huuuuuuge margin, has no fuckin idea how Fahrenheit works

        It’s culturally insensitive and selfish to use it on the World Wide Web

        • BigBananaDealer
          22·
          6 months ago

          maybe just go look it up its what i have to do when some idiot uses celsius (wtf even is that crap???)

      • breadsmasher@lemmy.worldEnglish
        717·
        6 months ago

        Culturally insensitive

        american culture - guns, school shootings, medical debt bankruptcy, idiotic units of measurements

        down vote away. im not wrong. seeth more.

        • Ð Greıt Þu̇mpkin
          59·
          6 months ago

          Dude probably posted this and then started listening to some pop or rock music without even blinking

    • Ð Greıt Þu̇mpkin
      316·
      6 months ago

      Because measuring temperature based on human body reflective saline solution’s interaction with temperature change instead of regular water definitely qualifies as “spastic.”

      Then again it looks like you’re one of those euro losers who copes with us making you give up all your colonies post war for rebuilding money by redirecting all those attitudes about “the uncivilized world” onto the developed country that just happens to have a high rate of racial diversity.

      BTW Mr. “American culture is racism”, how are those Roma folks doing?