Police say a driver has died after a vehicle crashed into an outer perimeter gate of the White House complex. The incident was being investigated as a traffic crash.
  • DxK@lemmy.sdf.orgOP
    5810·
    6 months ago

    “There’s no information yet so I’m going to make up an explanation which is the most likely scenario given that there’s no information yet.”

    Brilliant.

    • Flying Squid@lemmy.world
      304·
      6 months ago

      I’m going to bet the guy manifested a car with his mental powers in an already-crashed state and then mind-wiped the guards and any witnesses into believing they saw it crash after altering the CCTV footage with his will.

      • DxK@lemmy.sdf.orgOP
        154·
        6 months ago

        Lol yep. It cracks me up when people think just because they aren’t going to one extreme or the other with their speculation that they aren’t still engaging in wild speculation. That’s not how it works.

        • catloafEnglish
          610·
          6 months ago

          They specifically said they were speculating.

            • catloafEnglish
              47·
              6 months ago

              This is an Internet comments section. If you’re expecting everything to be 100% productive discussion, you’re going to have a bad time.

          • DxK@lemmy.sdf.orgOP
            85·
            6 months ago

            They actually didn’t “specifically” say that. At all. Until editing their comment an hour after being called out.

            • catloafEnglish
              510·
              6 months ago

              They said “I’m going to bet”. That’s literal speculation.

              • DxK@lemmy.sdf.orgOP
                73·
                6 months ago

                Okay so you clearly do not know what the words specific and literal mean. Got it.

                • catloafEnglish
                  36·
                  6 months ago

                  Apparently not, please enlighten me. I am eager to hear your definitions.