I guess this could just as easily be posted in an anti-work community

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    I can’t think of a worse marketing strategy for a company that relies on remote work to remain relevant. This would be like if General Motors forced every employee within 50 miles of an assembly plant to ride a bike to work.

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      These are fun. For any other CEOs reading along, here’s your new policy/advertisement:

      • Furniture Row could convert every employee workstation to standing only.
      • Starbucks could require every staff member to go caffeine free.
      • Underarmor could set a black tie dress code for all employees.
      • Master lock could shut down their staff gym citing uncontrolled theft from lockers.
      • Grayhound could ban employees from traveling together to events.
      • General Mills could establish a rewards program for employees who participate in a daily morning fast until lunchtime.
      • Atlassian and Salseforce could shift their internal help desks to in-person only with 100% paper records.
      • Peterbilt could start an incentive program that reimburses staff for buying local.
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        • Microsoft could require Macs for all employees.

        • Xfinity could only offer dialup at their offices.

        • Dairy Queen could only hire diabetics.

        • The cafeteria at Purdue Farms headquarters could be all-vegan.

        • Barnes and Noble staff must have a library card and check out books regularly.

        • Amazon delivery drivers must have their license suspended.

        • Bed, Bath and Beyond could require their floor staff to only come in if they haven’t showered.

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        Starbucks bans coffee in its offices, cites study saying its bad for your health. Stocks herbal tea instead.

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        IKEA now only buy from furniture row.

        Boeing ban employees from taking aircraft, citing safety concerns with their aircraft.

        USPS require all packages be delivered by courier - I can actually see that one happening

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        Atlassian and Salseforce could shift their internal help desks to in-person only with 100% paper records.

        That would probably be an improvement for Salesforce. I truly hate their software. It’s god awful.

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        That Master Lock one seems entirely plausible.

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      I don’t think that Zoom specifically advocates for companies to end work in the office.

      Like, say you work for Coca-Cola. Their company health plan probably does not encourage people to drink nothing but Coca-Cola, even if they do make it available in the office.