G’day, you mob of surfacers! Crikey, you lot look like you’ve been chucked in the deep end down here in the Underdark. What’re ya doin’ in our neck of the woods? You lot lost or just got kangaroos loose in the top paddock?
Fair dinkum, you better not be here to cause any strife. Us Drow don’t take kindly to strangers pokin’ ‘round our turf. Ya reckon you can handle yourselves in a blue, or are ya just a bunch of drongos lookin’ for trouble?
Anyway, if you’re keen on stickin’ around, you better pull ya heads in and show some respect, or you’ll cark it quicker than a stubby on a hot day. Welcome to the Underdark, mates. Watch yer step, and keep yer eyes peeled. We ain’t got time for any flamin’ galahs muckin’ about!
Can someone make a drow Steve Irwin, please? Exploring the underdark in search of strange creatures and then wrestling them.
Crikey! Look at the fungal growth on this Myoconide!
Wouldn’t drow Steve Irwin be legendary drow ranger Drizzt Do’urden (with his astral panther Guenhwyvar) before he went to the surface?
Esteemed
Australiandrow actress Margot Robbie, on the other hand…Steve Irwin doesn’t have enough scimitars, and Drizzt speaks too softly.
Perhaps we could bring out the drow bard Hyuu Jakum’ann?
That’s not Steve Irwin any more than Crocodile Dundee. It’s more like Freddy Kruger cosplaying as a ranger, at best.
For some reason, the AI keeps making the drow look like a lightly tanned guy. I didn’t put more than a couple minutes into it.
Watch out for that Cloaker, Steve Drowin!
Isn’t that Drizzt?
Yes! This! 🤩🙇🏽♂️
MJ still didn’t like the purple skin bit, but seemed to pick up a bit of the aboriginal attributes along the way? I kinda like it, actually.
I have tried to have a session where Drows have Aussie accents. It was horrible. It was great. I’m sorry to all Aussies.
Nah I live in Australia and we also do bad Australian accents recreationally no shame
FYVE HANDRED DOLLARYDEWS?!
Whut’s tha good word, mates?
Yeah nah… Things are crook in Tullarook and there’s no work in Burke.
Its fun to make fun of your own accent. How else do you mock the stupid people you see every day?
It requires moderation, like all things. My wife and I used to joke around, talking to each other in southern accents, but we lacked moderation, and now the southern drawl has become part of our regular speech. We’re not anywhere near the south.
That is very real. I’m in rural Appalachia and definitely adopted some turns of phrase after using them ironically. I find myself actually saying “howdy” with a straight face now.
I’m a punk from south Florida, “howdy” should not be in my vocabulary
I absolutely hated “y’all” when I joined the Army and was stationed where that was a common saying. I thought it sounded so ignorant and Okie. Welp, within a couple years it had found its way into my vocabulary, and it remains there to this day.
That’s exactly how it goes.
Y’all’dn’t’ve thought you could escape the corrupting aura of Texas that easily, right?
Don’t let my people monopolize that accent! It’s a beautiful accent, in my opinion. Shame about most of the folks it’s attached to. Most people hear a southern drawl and their mind goes right to white supremacy rednecks, which is unfortunately not incorrect of them to think. I wish we had some popular well educated folks to bring that sound to the larger populace so that it isn’t such a red flag.
Dolly Parton has done wonders for changing people’s perception of the South. Matthew McConaughey has been vocal about progressive issues. And of course there are a number of activists from the South. But you’re right, they’re usually depicted in media as either ignorant racists, stupid, or evil rich people.
I think Southern ladies sound so sexy when they talk. I love their intonation.
My wife and I started doing it because we were backpacking once and ran into a couple of women from Louisiana who warned us not to go down a trail because they saw some bears down there. At the end of the conversation they reminded us not to go down there because of “them bears!”. We thought the way they said it was hilarious, and it started an internal joke for us surrounding that dialect. Then it was reinforced by The Office and the “I do declare” scene, and just about every scene of the Tombstone movie. So we had a lot of quotable material that goes along with a Southern accent, and over the years it started sneaking its way into our normal speech.
That is a personal story I don’t usually share online, but what the heck. Hopefully you enjoyed it.
How could I forget about Dolly Parton! I should be ashamed. The world could use a few more of her.
I did appreciate the story, thanks. And that’s about exactly how I expected it happened, lol. Minus the hikers, I wouldn’t have guessed that, but I can imagine exactly how it sounded when they told you to watch out for them bars!
them bars
Haha! Yes, that’s exactly how it was pronounced.
Or the people that are from slightly different parts of the country from you?
OI TARVO YA FAKKIN CUHKED KANT, DOHNT TACH THE FAKKEN BLINKEES, WE’VE 'AHD THEES CHAT. WORPYA STROIT TU SHE KNOWS WHER THEY WEEL.
BUT MAYT, THEY AAHNT FAAKIN OFF.
TARV, DON’T BE A FAKKIN ETTIE DRONGO.
Ohgods, I’m dyin’ heeya, 🤣🤘🏽
TAAARV! THAT’S A FAKKIN 'ER 'GRAYZIHS REHDBACK! FAKKER WIHL MAYKA SPIHT BLAD!
ME GIRL WANTS THA’ VENAHM, REENIE, SAYS “If ay sees that beech Zeberiel Cobirn, I’m invitin her around for a mushie and fakkin droppin 'er.” AND SHE’S COMIN ARAAN, SO I NEED A GOOD BREW TO DROP 'ER.
FAKS SAYK, GEHT YERSELF A FAKKIN’ NOOROOHOONEY, LIDDIHL BAGGAS LOOK LIKE BUTTON MUSHROOMS BUT THEY JUST FAKKIN LIHKWIFAI YA.
AW, MAYT, MAY SHE BLESS YA. YER A REEL ONE.
I played a Duergar named Ivnier West who had an Australian accent and referred to the underdark as “down undah”
The anagram isn’t as obvious as his prototype name: Eve Stirwin
Fair dinkum!
Shouldn’t the Drow be incredibly pale, not dark skinned, since they never have sun exposure?
If we start pulling at this thread people will start wondering why Wheel of Time had a bunch of pale redheads in the desert.
To be fair, the Aiel didn’t initially grow up there (and too short for evolution, in my non-scientific brain), but rather migrated there to use it as “a shaping stone to make them, a testing ground to prove their worth, and a punishment for their sin.” And it would be too easy on those three reasons if they were perfectly (or mostly) acclimated and suited for the desert genetically.
You’re right, and it’s only been a few thousand years. I’ll still complain to anyone who will listen. If I don’t complain how will you know I really enjoy the series?
IIRC, it takes around 100 generations to see a significant shift in skin pigmentation due to evolution. For humans, that would work out to about 1700 years for people that were moved from the Nordic regions to sub-Saharan Africa to develop dark skins (assuming that there were no other factors in play).
Evolution can take what seems like a really long time.
They might be dark for camouflage. There’s a fair bit of light in the underdark
No, because they didn’t use to live underground. Given enough time they’d all presumably become pale.
I might be misremembering things but weren’t they dark skinned already on surface, before they were expelled?
Someone else said that too, so probably. Thanks!
In my homebrew world, elves have a different skin pigment that reflects UV light (whereas melanin absorbs it). Lower amounts of pigmentation mean darker skin, and more means whiter skin
Because of this, deep elves aren’t as dark skinned as some humans, with the darkest being an ashy charcoal gray, but desert elves develop extremely white skin with almost no translucence
That’s a fun explanation.
That’s the Mystaran shadow elves.
It took me until now to realize the hair on Saxton Hale’s chest is shaped like Australia.
Haha I have no idea who the character is but I noticed the Australia chat hair immediately (but probably thanks to context).
Fair cop, who’s this Saxton cunt?
The Guy in the picture, he is a character from the media surrounding team fortress 2, . The comics are pretty fun if you want something to read on your lunch break
Cheers mate, might do so…
Holy hell!
Now I want to make a drow that’s just Rhys Darby and he’s hated by the other drow for his slightly different accent (New Zealand).
Does Lemmy have a maps without New Zealand community?
So does that mean regular elves have Kiwi accents?
Regular elves have snooty English accents. Everyone knows this.
I thought that was just the High Elves.
They’re actually French
Seldarine/surface-dwelling Drow are the Kiwis.
Regular elves have Wolverhampton accents. It is known.
Ach so you miss the point daß people mishe Austria and Australia, and that Hitler was Spraching with an Austrian Akzent. Daß works even Beßer
Have you ever tried speaking one language at a time?
