Maven (famous)@lemmy.zip to TenForward: Where Every Vulcan Knows Your Name@lemmy.world · 27 days agoA Dyson hand dryer in Star Trek (2009)lemmy.zipimagemessage-square47fedilinkarrow-up1220arrow-down14
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minus-squareCosmicTurtle0@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·27 days agoIt’s possible that the Dyson driers do a miny Baryon sweep of your hands…except it doesn’t ablate your hands off.
minus-squareaeronmelon@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·27 days agoHu-vok tried to laser-torch Picard. He will not be missed.
minus-squareaeronmelon@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·27 days agoDisclaimer: “Minor ablation may occur.”
minus-squareCosmicTurtle0@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·edit-226 days agoThis needs to be a Lower Decks episode. Mariner: Why don’t you use the Dyson dryer? Boimler: Because they don’t really get your hands dry. I end up using a paper towel anyway. Besides, I don’t want to accidentally slice my hands off. Mariner: Quit being a baby. I just finished tuning it. Give it a try. Boimler: sigh fine. The Dyson dryer cuts his hands clean off. Beat They both start screaming
It’s possible that the Dyson driers do a miny Baryon sweep of your hands…except it doesn’t ablate your hands off.
Watch out for “Tuvok”
Hu-vok tried to laser-torch Picard. He will not be missed.
Disclaimer: “Minor ablation may occur.”
This needs to be a Lower Decks episode.
Mariner: Why don’t you use the Dyson dryer?
Boimler: Because they don’t really get your hands dry. I end up using a paper towel anyway. Besides, I don’t want to accidentally slice my hands off.
Mariner: Quit being a baby. I just finished tuning it. Give it a try.
Boimler: sigh fine. The Dyson dryer cuts his hands clean off.
Beat
They both start screaming