• FlihpFlorpEnglish
      2·
      5 months ago

      Tbf that right thing is a VERY low bar

      Stepping on a Lego brick is more enjoyable

      • JasonDJ@lemmy.zip
        2·
        5 months ago

        Depends. Chihuahua or mini-pin, yeah, I agree. But a golden-doodle? That’s a tough call.

        • TachyonTele
          1·
          5 months ago

          Diddle a doodle a day, keeps the…

          Hold on, someone’s at my door. Brb

        • FlihpFlorpEnglish
          2·
          5 months ago

          Unless i forgot how words work (I am very good at forgetting) I meant litteraly anything is better than doing it with a dog

          • TachyonTele
            1·
            5 months ago

            I don’t know. You seem to know a lot about where having dog sex fits on a scale of enjoyment… Hmmm

                • FlihpFlorpEnglish
                  2·
                  5 months ago

                  I am too dumb to people

                  Just one of those days

                  • TachyonTele
                    1·
                    5 months ago

                    It was a weak (and weird) attempt on my part. You’re absolutely fine.