The adults are in charge

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I hate that fucking newspaper it’s caused me and other people to have brain rot.

  • Dirt_Owl [comrade/them, they/them]@hexbear.net
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    5 months ago

    Yeah you’re right. I’m being a bit harsh ha.

    In fact I remember seeing a quote from Reddit or something complaining about how annoying it is to “debate” Hexbears because they “read everything”. I wish I could find it.

      • D61 [any]@hexbear.net
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        5 months ago

        Hexbear stands before you, it towers over you, face hidden behind the shadow under their hat, wearing a trench coat cinched at the waist

        As you look closer you notice that Hexbear is slightly wobbly, the feet are incredibly small for a creature this size, the arms of the trench coat hang limply down at the beast’s sides but there is no sign of hands or even fingers visible

        You hear the quiet whispers and giggles of children from inside the coat

        “Holy shit!”, you exclaim, “Hexbear is just three kids in a trench coat!”