lol, this fuggin’ guy. i was reading his bio the other day for laughs, and aside from all the hilarious crank shit… his career started right after he finished law school, when he walked into an assistant district attorney gig for Manhattan. unfortunately, he had not passed the bar yet. so when he took it a year later, he bombed it and had to resign. this happened in July of 1982.
in September of 1982, worm brain gets charged for felony quantity of heroin in at an airport in Rapid City, South Dakota. he gets a suspended sentence and 1 year of probation, which he gets to complete back home, volunteering for the NRDC.
if you google rfk jr, one of the autocompletes is rfk jr voice which is hilarious, because he sounds like he should not be talking.
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lol, this fuggin’ guy. i was reading his bio the other day for laughs, and aside from all the hilarious crank shit… his career started right after he finished law school, when he walked into an assistant district attorney gig for Manhattan. unfortunately, he had not passed the bar yet. so when he took it a year later, he bombed it and had to resign. this happened in July of 1982.
in September of 1982, worm brain gets charged for felony quantity of heroin in at an airport in Rapid City, South Dakota. he gets a suspended sentence and 1 year of probation, which he gets to complete back home, volunteering for the NRDC.
if you google rfk jr, one of the autocompletes is rfk jr voice which is hilarious, because he sounds like he should not be talking.