[EDIT: IGNORE THIS. I FIXED IT BY CHANGING THE BOOT MODE TO AHCI AND THEN UNINSTALLING THE OFFENDING UPDATES IN THE SAFE MENU]
Rubber duck troubleshooting! Quack
install linux
Do you know which of the two drives is your primary boot drive?
The SSD.
Don’t worry though. I just managed to fix it (see edit). Lmao I’m an idiot.
Why is the self text in uppercase?
To make sure people read it before wasting their time trying to help lol
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