300 million lbs of fireworks and 2.7 billion dollars gone in a cloud of smoke.

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    5 months ago

    Hey, most of us drive about in small, fuel-efficient cars the whole year

    Ban our fireworks once you ban your millions of tiny-penis trucks!

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      5 months ago

      Oh yeah because you just know the people calling for ending fireworks because they’re “messy and loud, ick”, are the people driving around in big trucks.

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        4 months ago

        Oh yeah because you just know the people that enjoy them despite them being messy and loud are the ones running about in tiny-penis trucks