• Shaleesh [she/her, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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    2 months ago

    The biggest hurdle in our vaccination program is the rapidly evolving nature of the disease. By the time a viable candidate shows up it’s no longer for the dominant strain. Just a couple weeks ago one of the boys down in the lab had perfected one for the critical race theory variety, I didn’t have the heart to tell them that we had already moved on to diversity, equity, and inclusion. Don’t even get me started on the LGBTQ stuff, we’ve never made a lick of progress in THIRTY FUCkING YEARS and at this point the leading theory is that just something a person is.

    I’ve been the head of the project for going on five years now and I’m just gonna tell you that a vaccine is never coming. The best you can do to protect yourself is to wash your hands, wear a mask in public, and eat a balanced diet.