Fuck off “Doctor” Fauxci. I don’t need your GPS autism jab. All I do is suck off my buddies once a week. The cum builds natural immunity against the woke mind virus.
There’s a home remedy to prevent it from spreading to you.
Take three quarts of diesel fuel, pour it through a coffee filter. Carefully dispose of the filter as it now has absorbed all the toxic elements of the fuel. In a sauce pan, add the fuel and mix in two scoops of your favorite protien powder. Whisk until smooth, breaking up all the clumps. Over an open flame, bring the mixture to a boil. Once cooled, drink the mixture at 9:11 AM or before church, whichever comes first.
My cousin says he does this weekly and has no woke mind virus.
there’s a pill for that
I cured my wokeness with testosterone brain supplements from Alex Jones.
Does he make suppositories? There are a couple guys that I wrestle with that say I’m orally challenged.
Putting things up your butt? Gay. Putting things in your mouth? Also gay. I get all I need from IV’s
They say “no homo” all the time bro.
Woke Mind Disease is terminal, unless you allow to station american troops on your soil. Then it disappears
The biggest hurdle in our vaccination program is the rapidly evolving nature of the disease. By the time a viable candidate shows up it’s no longer for the dominant strain. Just a couple weeks ago one of the boys down in the lab had perfected one for the critical race theory variety, I didn’t have the heart to tell them that we had already moved on to diversity, equity, and inclusion. Don’t even get me started on the LGBTQ stuff, we’ve never made a lick of progress in THIRTY FUCkING YEARS and at this point the leading theory is that just something a person is.
I’ve been the head of the project for going on five years now and I’m just gonna tell you that a vaccine is never coming. The best you can do to protect yourself is to wash your hands, wear a mask in public, and eat a balanced diet.
