Own all the guns, can’t shoot straight 
The gun culture in US is gun culture, not shooting culture
I suspect the rate of gun wankers in the US that consistently go shooting is similar to that of truck wankers who actually use their truck for towing
I think most of the gun owners shoot them, it’s fun
It’s just more watermelons, soda bottles and tannerite and less a 6*6" cardboard 300 yards away
Yes. The south has almost no public land to shoot. Because everyone is broke but has a shit ton of guns, and the only places are indoors, the rules are very restrictive. You can find many threads of gunowners from blue states being surprised when they move to Texas because they were promised no taxes (just very high property taxes to offset the others lol) and unlimited gun freedom
Turns out they are indeed guaranteed the right to be a gun consumer. They just can’t shoot the gun lol.
Owning a lot of guns but being bad at using them is more American than you think
So many gunowners talking of having an “EDC rotation” or getting the latest and shiniest glock release or whatever instead of putting learning to shoot
If you watch on NBC you’d never know because they only show events that Americans win. I was kind of stoked yesterday when they covered table tennis. But then I saw the match was between a yank and a guy from Moldova. The American crushed the dude every game. The announcers washed his balls the entire match, aside from a little mention of the dude getting suspended for ghosting three consecutive drug tests. I’d actually watch if they’d show random events with no commentary.
Edit: if you want huck your phone through a windows, Google “team usa Olympians failed drug test” Results are about Chinese swimmers
The announcers washed his balls the entire match, aside from a little mention of the dude getting suspended for ghosting three consecutive drug tests.
Yeah that’s not fishy at all.
Edit: if you want huck your phone through a windows, Google “team usa Olympians failed drug test” Results are about Chinese swimmers
Why I’m glad I’m not watching the Olympics with my family past couple days. They won’t shut up about how clearly the only reason China is good at any sport has to be doping.
Meanwhile my dad thinks the worst any US athlete can be on is weed so we’re very clearly not doping.
In Soviet North China etc
What do PEDs for table tennis even look like?
Probably ADD meds
Also steroids are good for recovery along with gaining muscle
They spend more money on toys for their guns instead of training
That’s what drone strikes are for sweetie.
VOLUMES
USians: “Political power grows out of WHAT?!”
They should make the targets defenseless brown children so the Americans feel more at home.
Obviously, we’re not sending our best.
Quantity doesn’t mean quality
The US is the best at selling guns, nobody said anything about using them.
We are - in all ways, in all forms - some of the most useless people alive.
It’s cause the targets aren’t black or shaped like a school
I’m so tired of all these stereotypes about the US. Get it right for once, you tankies!
The schools are not targets, they’re target ranges.
The US is usually competitive in shotgun sports, but the air rifle stuff has basically never taken off here.
Americans can only shoot each other, not targets
Americans can shoot at a Target, but not shoot at a target
Just because you’re famous for doing something often doesn’t mean you’re any good at it
if the shooting event was more of a freestyle event and had the contestants start with a hearty breakfast of a giant chocolate milkshake with a double espresso shot and then finding a notice of divorce in the mailbox before racing an 1.5 ton SUV through a course with 3 left turns across traffic, then crashing into a playground and spraying indiscriminately into a bunch of foam targets, with points awarded for highest blood pressure, artistic merit, and atavistic groans of slurs through existential pain, america would totally medal in the event every year with it’s deep bench of amateur talent.
