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Maybe it didn’t, but it does now.
I thought it meant Jackin Decouch
Are people still talking about JD Vance having sex with a couch? We need to put to bed the idea of JD Vance having sex with a couch. It’s not appropriate for people to think of Vice Presidential candidate JD Vance having sex with a couch. JD Vance has gone on record to deny that he has had bare skin contact with a couch within the last 5 years. It’s absurd that JD Vance was banned from a Cleveland area IKEA after making sweet, passionate love to a KIVIK Sofa Chaise.
Once again, there is no evidence of JD Vance having sex with a couch. You need to stop calling JD Vance a couchfucker.
Pssst just a heads up there’s no Cleveland area IKEA, there are however an Ikea in both the Columbus and Cincinnati areas.
They probably had to close the IKEA in Cleveland after homie fucked a couch in it. That’s the type of situation that will ruin a business.
Is all Appalachian… right? Like Middletown, middle of Appalachian town… Dude’s an idiot
I have no idea how one can avoid having bare skin contact with a couch for five years. Unless you always wear long sleeve shirts, socks and long pants and be very careful about where you put your hands.
As one should.
Jammin Davenport
Jizzen De-Lazyboy.
Jizzin Dolphins
I won’t stand for this slander against my boi Jorkin Depeanus
That’s right we have to FIGHT! FLIGHT!
Can they prove it doesn’t?
Let’s see his birth certificate.
Jance Dance Vance
It’s a Jance Dance Vance Chance!
Jiant Dildo
Jackass Dingus
Justin DeCouch
Jilted Duvet
methinks he doth protest too much
Jackass Dipshit
You sure?
Can this be confirmed?
