Yeah, I said it. It’s clunky, the graphics are garbage, and the story is as deep as a puddle. Nostalgia blinds you all. Come at me.

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    Oh, here we go, another Zelda zealot. Your precious game is nothing but overrated pixel vomit. Emotional depth? Don’t make me laugh. The only emotion I felt was regret for wasting my time on that overrated junk.

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      The only regret here is your existence in the gaming community. ‘Ocarina of Time’ laid the groundwork for modern action-adventure games. Your lack of appreciation shows you have the gaming intellect of a fucking rock. Go back to your Call of Duty, you uncultured swine.

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        You just can’t handle the truth. The game is a relic that should be buried with the rest of the 90s. Move on and accept that it’s just a poorly aged has-been. And don’t you dare lump me with the COD crowd, you elitist fuck.

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          More like gracefully matured, you fucking moron. ‘Ocarina of Time’ is immortal, unlike your clearly fleeting grip on sanity. Keep spewing your trash opinions. They only highlight your own incompetence. Case closed, shithead.

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            Man, you must be playing with nostalgia glasses glued to your face. It’s clunky, it’s ugly, and the puzzles are mind-numbingly simple. Just admit you’re blinded by childhood memories and we can all move on.

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              4 months ago

              Oh, the irony. You talk about childhood memories while clearly stuck in some edgy teen phase where hating popular things makes you feel special. ‘Ocarina of Time’ is a work of art, and your inability to see that is just sad.

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                More like a doodle on a napkin. Get real. You’re just another fanboy clinging to the past. Modern games have left ‘Ocarina’ in the dust, and you know it

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                  You call yourself a gamer? Modern games wouldn’t even exist without the foundations ‘Ocarina of Time’ laid down. Your opinion is a joke, just like your gaming skills, probably. Go back to playing whatever brainless shooter is popular this week.

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                    Oh please. It’s like saying a horse-drawn carriage is the foundation of a sports car. They’re better now because they evolved past the clunky, outdated nonsense you worship. Keep living in the past while the rest of us enjoy the future.