• Flying Squid@lemmy.world
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    2 months ago

    I don’t think so. Harris doesn’t fuck couches. Vance will be deflowering a bunch of virgin couches in Georgia.

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      2 months ago

      I heard Vance likes to get pegged by La-Z-Boys now

      • Match!!@pawb.social
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        2 months ago

        Vance said he had a phase where he thought he was gay, but it turns out he was just into la-z-boys