• werefreeatlast@lemmy.world
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    3 months ago

    If Mark Kelly had been picked…

    Vance is an has always been in space, defending our freedumbs and advancing MAGA. Very bigly spacey.

    Mark on the other hand 👌. Very small. I like astronauts who’s brothers don’t die doing science things. Like a stupido spinning around in an aluminum can… just round and round and round. You know that song? Famous one the song. A song about a bus that couldn’t stop. Maybe Keanu was in it when the wheels when up and down? I don’t know. Anyway, Mark is a really bad hombre.