He used to be funny at least. Now every public appearance he just whines and complains like a loser. He doesn’t even have a good nickname for Kamala.

He doesn’t make jokes anymore, he doesn’t say anything shocking or edgy. He doesn’t even make any funny gaffs. He’s just sad, boring and low energy now. sad-boi Maybe he’s getting old? IDK.

Time to start a rumor that he’s been replaced by a body double.

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      The best part is how he said he never wants to talk about the event again after the RNC speech, then every time he meets with people, they’re constantly waving a poster of the picture of him bloody in front of the flag or making memes referencing the shooting. Like imagine waking up to your near death plastered on this thing in your driveway everyday

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      Then he was legitimately really traumatized by almost getting his head blown off.

      Yeah, this must be.

      I genuinely thought he would turn up the fash to 11 and just start dropping n bombs and directly referencing concentration camps.

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      Seriously imagine you come literal inches from getting shot in the head and the reaction of 60% of the entire country is “damn sucks the guy missed” and your “supporters” all think that doing anything to stop it from happening again is communism.

      I don’t have any sympathy for this asshole but that’s gotta fuck with your head.