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The original was posted on /r/mildlyinteresting by /u/cndvsn on 2024-08-16 13:31:24+00:00.

  • numberfour002@lemmy.worldEnglish
    10·
    27 days ago

    Put them in the sinks as well. It’s very hard to aim at the height they place them most of the time, so these would be extra incentive to really get up on my tippy toes and fire in the hole rather than splish and splash all over the counter top.

    • CRUMBGRABBEROPEnglish
      1·
      27 days ago

      Perfect for the VIP Package and the subscription model>>>>>>

      • streetfestival@lemmy.caEnglish
        2·
        27 days ago

        Are any of the subscription services ad-free, or are they all pay money and see ads? I could see sound effects, like an announcer yelling “goooaaaallll” too

        • CRUMBGRABBEROPEnglish
          2·
          27 days ago

          100 percent ads- no content. Only with the “Super VIP Concierge Service ™” do you get content, but that is in the form of a 10 day trial for a second subscription. Customer service will be entirely handled by Chat GPT.

          Invest now, this is a game changer and a win-win!