Chat is this real?
They’re definitely going to beat the weird allegations now!
How is it so effective lmao.
They literally can’t go 24 hours without very publicly airing all their incredibly weird sexual hangups in a really poor attempt at humor.
its the cum election. 2024: year of the seed poll
Maybe we should kink shame just this one time
What is this fucking timeline bruh 💀
For a group of people who are scared of what’s in books, how do you explain to your children your carrying around a jar of cum?
These people no longer talk to their children.
Cum is natural! Books are the devil! Etc
Cum is natural!
David Attenborough voice: Jesus juice, God Goop, the Joyous Jizz of Creation… all are names used by the tribe in the United States of America known as the Donald Trump Supporter to refer to semen.
JD Vance dumping his load in someone is purely mechanical for reproductive purposes. so it’s not grooming, because no one feels any pleasure or experiences even a moment of life affirmation.
it’s just a woman laying there, JD walks up, pulls his penis through the hole in his tightly whiteys, inserts, blurts, and leaves the room to go read the Family Circus anthology.
as God intended.
jd vance cum slime stimboard
You can’t even joke that “you are scaring the hoes!” because that’s like…half their objective?
They’re gonna lose the election, no doubt about it
Worth noting … just last week, Donald Trump Jr. shared a photo insinuating Walz drinks horse semen – so, it’s been a super NSFW week in politics.
lmao, do what?
JD Vance at an open mic: I just flew in from San Francisco with all these cups of “JD Vance Semen” and boy is my prostate tired!
The crowd: