• DogPeePoo
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    3 months ago

    Trump is like Pinocchio, but every time he lies, he makes a poopy 💩

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      3 months ago

      I like the idea that the more they make up malicious lies the more we should make up stupid ones.

      I’d be quite happy spreading the rumour that Trump is incontinent. He’s a weirdo, he smells funny, and he poops his pants.

      Because let’s be honest, being a criminal isn’t a deterrent to his fan base, but the idea that he’s a smelly old man who wears brown streaks in his pants could better serve to turn people away from him.

      Let’s not forget how much JD Vance loves a good couch.

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        3 months ago

        He infamously wears diapers and poops himself. That’s not just a stupid lie to shame him.

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        3 months ago

        I also heard JD loves couches, just not very deeply