“sorry I was driving so fast, officer, your wife offered to show me her tits and I couldn’t get away fast enough”
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“You’re just mad you lost the race.”
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“Hello there, license and proof of insurance please?”
“There are no drugs in this vehicle, that you will find.”
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Sorry occifer, I just need to get home before my beer gets too warm.
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“I swear, there is only one body in this vehicle.”
Technically correct if you are the only person(living or not) in the car, but the phrasing just leads to further questions and a greater delay.
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Say nothing but wear sunglasses and have a white cane poking out of the window. https://youtu.be/eK07K4JxcWQ?feature=shared
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The other day we were playing a game (Quiplash, if anyone is familiar) and the prompt was: Three words that will get you out of a speeding ticket.
My eleven year old daughter submitted: I suck toes.
How worried should I be? 😬
Parenting is hard.
Don’t kink shame, but it is early for her to explore such interests.
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I’ll bip your bop if you let me play with your shooter Mr. Officer.
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