• Kintarian@lemmy.world
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    Thou shalt not steal Thou shalt not bear false witness

    Apparently Christians don’t read the Bible

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        The two male lions (yes, I’m aware a female can grow a mane under certain circumstances) in the back really makes this

        Edit: just noticed the Peacocks. Big Gay Al’s Big Gay Boat Ride. I love it

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      I’d say that’s the fundamental tenet of remaining one.

      Nothing cures Christianity like reading the bible with even the mildest of assumptions that God’s moral reasoning might be, at best, somewhat to be desired.

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        Hey, the first part’s pretty good with all the rape and genocide and fire and brimstone, whatever that is. The second part sucks though with that weak-ass, liberal, woke, Jesus cuck on every page.

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          So, fwiw, if you believe

          § -----The Old testament (tot) + the new testament (tnt) + book of Mormon = you’re a Mormon

          § -----TOT + TNT + the Quran = you’re a Muslim

          § -----TOT + TNT = you’re a Christian

          §----- and if you only believe the old testament= then you’re Jewish and you call it the Torah.

          § -----Zoroastrianism should be seen as remedial Judaism/Christendom/Islam/Mormanity.

          Lvl 0. Zoro-> Lvl. 0.5. Co-opted Pagantry Lvl 1. Juda-> Lvl2. Cheestos-> Lvl 3. Islam/Mormandom