That’s it. That’s the post.
You Americans have this? Good Lord
We are basically a cyberpunk dystopia without all the pizzazz at this point.
Wheres my damn cyberware? Oh neuralink? Fuck no
Considering the shit our current corpos would do to your brain most of the “dystopian” visions from old cyberpunk sounds pretty optimistic.
Anticipating prothean beacons beaming nightmarish visions of impending doom and treats to my brain
Tbf, there is a small gorup of DIY bio-hackers somewhere out there. I saw a doc about it a few years ago. Nothing like super major but like installing an NFC chip in a hand and stuff.
My favorite was a little magnet in your ring fingertip that let you “feel” magnetic fields.
I wouldn’t do it, but it sounded kinda nifty.
That would be hell if you were a secretary or whatever and used paperclips a lot.
Probably useful for an electrician tho
Not an electrician but I have one of these. While I have used it to troubleshoot electrical problems on occasion (eg- this thing doesn’t have a power LED but I can tell it’s getting power), it’s far more useful for locating and holding small screws. The field sensing bit is somewhat hit and miss. Mine works on microwave ovens, most transformers, some models of anti-theft gate, an electric tram once or twice, and on one occasion, a laptop WiFi card.
That’s so accurate, but landlords have jacked up rent so cities are little luxury zones for the rich only so only they can enjoy the few cool things about cyberpunk while I’m stuck living like a medieval peasant in bumfuck nowhere Ohio.
First I don’t wish Ohio on anyone, even my worst enemies.
That still tracks. Us poors can’t even afford the disassociation treats that the movies and books suggested that the cyber-poors would be enjoying. I just wanna be the homeless guy with the beanis-pump gooning himself with VR in the first episode of Edgerunners. Is that too much to ask?
The pumps have little screens on the that play adds and yell at you. They used to just use speakers to play the adds to the whole complex, but now they’re right in your face. There’s lots of surveillance, too, since they want to be able to prosecute you if you somehow manage to get gas without paying. It makes sabotaging the screens complicated.
That truly sounds annoying. So what next? Ads on the screen of your cars while stuck in traffic?
If you count the billboards on the side of the road, then yes.
Thats not bazinga brained or invasive enough
I got it billboards that have an RFID and zap ads to your cars display and crank the volume. Also a future version that ques to play on your retina when you’re done driving for people with a neural ink chip installed. That or que ads in your dreams
If I start getting sleep ads I will not sleep until I find the CEO fuckface who invented this and give em the Trotsky treatment
I’m sure someone has a patent for it. Drink verification can to put car in gear.
There’s cars driving around with small LED billboards bolted to the top
We already have stupid little startup animations on car dashboards in lieu of useful information appearing at first like the odometer
It’s called FM radio
Also from what I’ve seen online some of the gas pumps have switched from conventional speakers to DML panel speakers so you can’t destroy the speaker cones.
We need a commercial point of sale sabotage manual. Like we need to comb through the repair manuals for all these things, all these advertising machines, and determine how they can be disabled quickly, quietly, and with minimal evidence by the “end user”.
That’s one of the reasons some advertising and ATMs have switched to panel speakers, there’s no requirement for vent holes for the sound to escape, so it’s pretty much impossible to vandalise. A physical part of the gas pump or ATM becomes the speaker, by being energised by an audio exciter stcuk to the back side of it. If you see something producing sound with no obvious speaker holes, it’s probably using a DML exciter. It’s actually a very interesting technology, a shame it’s being used in advertising.
Surely slathering the surface with two-part epoxy would stop it from making noise?
That could make it louder. I’ve built my own set of DML panel speakers, and coating the outside of the panels in a coat of PVA glue enhanced the high frequency sound. If there’s good connection between the epoxy and the surface, and the exciter is powerful enough to energize it with the extra mass of the epoxy, it will still work. Some people even coat their panels in expoy to try enhance the sound in a similar manner to coating in PVA glue. You would have to get the epoxy jammed in on the side with the exciter, which is usually not accessible.
Fascinating. Truly unfortunate that this tech is being used for evil.
it would probably fuck up the resonance and bring the level down at least
Exactly where my head went, but with expanding spray foam to get in and out quickly. Don’t know if that would even defeat these panels though.
yeah, I genuinely thought about trying to figure out where the essential components of those were so I could pop a little hole in them with a drill but I decided to stop driving for like a year instead
If you put your ear next to the panel you can probably find the location of the exciter on the panel, as the noise will get louder closer to the exciter, and then drill though the panel and exciter.
the only unfortunate thing is that essentially all gas stations have cameras
but honestly they aren’t monitored well at night so maybe you can get away with it if you’re casual enough. or black out your plates. Hardly seems worth the risk but those things make me homicidal so
Putting a strong magnet next to the location of the exciter will screw it up without any physical damage from the outside.
I was wondering about that. Like would a fishing magnet be strong enough? Those are pretty strong and easily concealed.
And some places around me put mute stickers on the things, but they were forced to take it off by corporate!
There is nowhere you can go in this country without somebody trying to sell you something
Some of the big name servos here in Australia have them too, namely Caltex servos.
The people who take a sharpie and draw an arrow to the mute button are unsung saints.
There’s a gas station near me that have the mute button disabled. I refuse to go there and the station I fill up at is 2 miles out of my way.
You know what goes great with volatile flammable vapors? Distractions!
I hope whoever invented that shit stomps on a rake and the rake somehow goes up their ass.
One of my favoirte “you’ve got to be fucking kidding me” contradictions in modern life is a 50 foot by 10 foot billboard next to the high way screaming “don’t look at your phone pay attention to the road!” On a road lined with brightly colored bullboards. Hell, some are giant animated screens now.
Don’t look at your phone, peasant, it distracts you from consuming our treats
Exactly, these aren’t just annoying, they’re dangerous for people with hearing impairments who already have trouble processing the sounds of the world around them.
I just press every button, starting on the right. Mute is usually the 2nd or 3rd from the top.
Everything about cars is treated with this insane level of ease and casualness that nothing else with their level of danger gets, I guess simply because they’re for common civilian use?
Forklift drivers are held to a much higher standard than car drivers, despite forklifts being much less dangerous
only because they haven’t found a way to offload all the externalities of drunk speeding forklift drivers onto the public and the government yet.
its an insane libertarian thought experiment and not in any way realistic, but if capital owners that built cars, or roads, or whatever, any capitalist really, was liable for all the damage caused by drivers and maintenance incurred by rampant car dependency, and couldn’t offload it, suddenly they’d care a lot more about this shit
Drink verification can
I fucking hate advertisements with all my soul
The person who invented
videoadvertisementswith audio on gas pumpsneeds to be flayed aliveLearned you usually mute the fuckers. It isn’t marked, but if you hit the buttons on the console, usually the top left or right mute the ad.
Most ones out my way are right hand buttons, third one down in most cases.
Death to all advertisers, death to america. Glad we can at least shut these fuckers up for the meanwhile though.
Never works for me
that used to work for me but the chains in my area caught on
I’m sure forcefully subjecting people to advertisements when they explicitly and repeatedly try to shut them up is a great way for a company to make a positive impression
Oh a cutomer let me DIAL THE VOLUME TO 11. NO YOU CAN’T TURN ME OF HEHE! KEEP PUMPING YOUR SLOP!
Actively spitting on my face with that even while the money I’m planning to pay them counter ticks up. Can’t you settle for the $70 cash I’m about to hand you??
The person who invented
videoadvertisementswith audio on gas pumpsneeds to be flayedaliveI also crossed out alive since they are dead for thousand of years at this point, but still.
brought back from the dead and then flayed
those showed up around me a few years ago but now they seem to have mostly stopped, seems like pissing off 100% of their customers every single time they show up may have had unintended consequences over time
Yeah, the one by me started doing them around 2019 or so and stopped about a year back. They were loud as fuck too and I’d hear them echoing off the buildings across the street.
They still do ads but it’s silent slideshows of food and products that are on sale in the gas station store. Still shitty but kind of an improvement I guess?
That’s not something I even begrudge them for. Telling me I can go inside to get a soda and snacks in an unobtrusive way is just a sensible thing for a gas station to do. It’s about the same as the decals they have on their windows to advertise that shit
I go out of my way to avoid these gas stations
Same, but they’re getting harder to find.
Wait, you guys don’t follow Maria Menudos’ podcast?
I genuinely have no idea who Maria Menudos is aside from “That super annoying lady that won’t shut up at the gas pump and before movies start”
Literally who the fuck is this woman and why do people keep giving her jobs where she speaks on camera
who the fuck is this woman
That super annoying lady that won’t shut up at the gas pump and before movies start
it’s a narrow niche but it is all hers
Its so weird to see ads in public for a podcast. Id always associated the medium with niche interests for such a wide appeal sort of advertising
flensing knives for everyone
I avoid those gas stations like the plague. I’ve never seen a better advertisement for electric cars in my life.
One gas station near me has had the exact same ones for over a year too
I don’t want any TV blaring while I’m smoking cigarettes filling up the ol tank
