I want the tallness, the deep voice, the peepee (for helicoptering and laughing hehehoohoo).
But only for today, tomorrow I’m back to smol enby bean
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Yes, you can borrow my gender for the day, as long as you give it back nice and clean
I’m about to eep anyways
I promise only to get one tattoo
Make it cool
Sure, whatever you want. Gender is just something made up by Big Construction to sell twice as many bathrooms (WAKE UP SHEEPLE).
I’ll trade you
But I’m not that tall, my voice isn’t very deep and my peepee is unfit for helicoptering
It is girthy and hard to spin
Stop showing off
No
Now I’m going to go lift some paint cans
girthy and hard to spin
…
some paint cans
(temporary) dudes rock
Only if you spin up that donger to 7,000 rpm and fly away.
BEHOLD, a MAN
Unfortunately we ran out of man today, check with The Weather Girls for when the next shipment arrives
I really should start giving away man tickets idk why I still receive these
No i eated it all💔
Yes
Wrong community, this isn’t bad posting
Can we make a birdposting comm for dirt_owl and other avian friends
All in favor say I
I would post bird facts every day if that happened
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I would post bird facts every day if that happened
There’s a WZ chromosome joke here that I’m not clever enough to make.
Sorry Dirt most men aren’t Danny D and helicoptering isn’t as common as you think
You can helicopter non-long weenies. You just need WILLPOWER
sorry all we have left is short men, cracked voice, peepee but small
