Actually living with someone: farting, farting together, farting hysterically
You know you’ve made it when your new partner farts in front of you. Fuck saying I love you the first time, no, it’s the tension of figuring out if they’re gonna be okay with you farting
I went from farddin’ an shiddin’ all openly to all of a sudden “light a candle” and “close the door” what do you think it means
you need to improve your diet
The beanis a harsh mistress. She gives nutrition, but also farts.
beanis? beaNO PROBLEM
fuck me this is the sort of hyper-targeted advertisement that some shitfuck would get paid money money for, selling beano to the beanis freaks
Just gotta subscribe to Hexbear Gold for $9.95/month to get rid of the targeted ads, or subscribe to Hexbear Mold for $19.17/month to get the really weird memeable ads
My gf gets home and will immediately let out a huge fart. “Oof I was holding that in, didn’t want to expose my coworkers to it”.
You think that farting hysterically together is fun? Wait till you are farting hysterically together at your dog who farts right back.
making fart noises when they bend over
making fart noises when they exercise
making fart noises when they walk away
making fart noises when they approach
Me with my partner: The former
My partner with me: The latter
I don’t have to imagine it, I’m living it. Even hysterical farts. IBS is a bitch.
