Pretty bold statement from a war criminal
(Checks watch)
(Checks phone)
(Checks universe ID number, because Dick Cheney said something I agree with)
Says, “That can’t be right…”
(Checks watch again.)
i’m half convinced that he’s only saying this because there’s some bigger, scarier democracy-destroying threat lurking in the background that he’s trying to distract us from
He’s upset that Trump took the title away from him.
Somehow, Trump returned
… since Dick Cheney
He doesn’t want to be one upped.
Crazy when the unitary executive chickens come home to roost, Dick. I hope this sways some R voters but man, fuck Dick Cheney
Hey I’ve seen this one - is this like in the UK when John Major said he wouldn’t trust liz truss with organising a small box of paperclips and I thought fuck me, I agree with john major
Cheney should to Donnie hunting.
Like Trump would be far enough away from a McDonald’s to make the shooting plausible, though guess it didn’t have to be plausible the first (or previous?) time.
People get shot at McDonald’s all the time. We’ll manage.
And he should know because he made a damn good first of it.
I think he’s worried about the Rule of Two and doesn’t want to give up his slot on the Sith roster.
Oh geeze, I thought he was dead. Guess not. Haven’t heard anything about him in a long time.
He survives by consuming the hearts of children.
He has no heartbeat.