We’ll cover all our bases and hire people of all faiths. We’ll have tens of thousands of people praying to boost our science output. It’s sure to work!

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    9 days ago

    That’s a good idea. Additionally, 5% of the budget should be for psychedelic drugs and to rent space for scientists to do psychedelic drugs in rooms full of whiteboards, legos, and drums.