Are you fucking kidding me with this shit? A seal? I’d be a goddamn elephant seal, you moron. Biggest, baddest motherfucker in the ocean. I’d smash those penguin assholes and eat all the fucking fish. Governor Chris MOTHER FUCKIN Christopher Christie don’t play around, even as a damn seal. Now stop asking stupid questions before I lose my shit.

A navy seal.

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class…

The fourth seal that releases the four horsemen.

The singing kind. Btw, did you know that when it snows my eyes become large and the light that you shine can’t be seen?