According to GFR, Chris Pratt is set to star in an adaptation of The Micronauts, a companion toy line to Hasbro’s Transformers. While his specific role is unclear at the moment, it would not be surprising if he was cast as the token human amongst otherworldly beings like Shia LaBeouf, Mark Wahlberg, Hailee Steinfeld, and Anthony Ramos before him.
Not like we haven’t been cranking out Power Rangers, Pokemon, and Transformers movies for the last twenty years already. But now we’re going to do it with even cheaper and less memorable merchandise.
He-man and Care Bears are back on the menu, boys.
Let a million 3 hour youtube video essays bloom on why Care Bears is SJW propaganda to make you care about other people!
Rest assured that some chuds probably made some edgy grimdark fanfic version of Care Bears that involves Prestige TV™ levels of gory torture scenes and sexual violence though.