PugJesus@lemmy.world to memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 months agoHow dare helemmy.worldimagemessage-square112fedilinkarrow-up1573arrow-down144
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minus-squareDagwood222linkfedilinkarrow-up59arrow-down1·2 months agoI immediately thought they were talking about weight.
minus-squareBougieBirdie@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up75·2 months agoWeirdly, I thought years. Like these were elves or something. I’ve been playing too much D&D, I need to spend some time in the real world.
minus-squareDagwood222linkfedilinkarrow-up18·2 months agoReminds me of a Billy Crystal joke. 105 year old man and his 99 year old wife go to the judge to ask for a divorce. “Are you sure that you want a divorce at your ages?” “Yes, your honor, we haven’t been happy for a while and it’s time to end things.” “Why did you stay together for so long?” “We were waiting for the children to die.”
I immediately thought they were talking about weight.
Weirdly, I thought years. Like these were elves or something.
I’ve been playing too much D&D, I need to spend some time in the real world.
I assumed a vampire anime.
I thought it was age
Reminds me of a Billy Crystal joke.
105 year old man and his 99 year old wife go to the judge to ask for a divorce.
“Are you sure that you want a divorce at your ages?”
“Yes, your honor, we haven’t been happy for a while and it’s time to end things.”
“Why did you stay together for so long?”
“We were waiting for the children to die.”
Same 🇺🇲