Genetic testing company 23andMe will pay $30 million to settle a class action lawsuit over a 2023 data breach which ended in millions of customers having data exposed.
$30 million / 6.9 million users compromised = $4.35
Your personal genetic privacy is worth less than $5.
I hate class action lawsuits because the payouts are always off of what they should be by like 2 orders of magnitude.
Like nah, you should have to pay me at least half of my money back. Honestly I think they should owe more than people paid for a fuckup this bad. I am worse off than if I had never given you my shit in the first place, I want a full refund and damages
Well, the $30 million is apparently all that 23andMe can afford to pay.
Fucking take it from the executives then. Who took the money? We paid money for this service, where did it go? Get it from them. Liquidate the fucking company, pay us from the proceeds, take money from the execs if that isn’t enough.
You not being able to afford to take care of shit really isn’t my problem. If I do something fucked and owe a lot of money in fines, they’ll garnish my wages. Figure out whose wages to garnish to pay for this, and take their fucking money.
I hate class action lawsuits because the payouts are always off of what they should be by like 2 orders of magnitude.
Like nah, you should have to pay me at least half of my money back. Honestly I think they should owe more than people paid for a fuckup this bad. I am worse off than if I had never given you my shit in the first place, I want a full refund and damages
Fucking take it from the executives then. Who took the money? We paid money for this service, where did it go? Get it from them. Liquidate the fucking company, pay us from the proceeds, take money from the execs if that isn’t enough.
You not being able to afford to take care of shit really isn’t my problem. If I do something fucked and owe a lot of money in fines, they’ll garnish my wages. Figure out whose wages to garnish to pay for this, and take their fucking money.