Called manager saying “I have been subject to a biological incident. I am requesting a 90 minute unpaid break.”

Chat am I getting fired? Civil servant btw.

  • Nakoichi [they/them]@hexbear.netMEnglish
    31·
    2 months ago

    I’ve had some intestinal issues in the past comrade and I can tell you for certain that while most people will never admit to it most of us have probably shit ourselves a little bit at least once.

    I feel absolutely no shame about this and we should normalize being able to talk about the fact we have all thrown away at least one pair of underwear at work.

    Remember the rule, “never trust a fart” especially if there is any doubt at all, will save you emberassment if you play it safe and just take a bathroom break. Worst case you can say you just had to pee, best case you save yourself an unfortunate incident.

    • dittyEnglish
      5·
      2 months ago

      100%. Also it’s a good idea to keep a change of clothes in your trunk or bag just in case. I remember I had an observation with a prof while student teaching, and I split the seat of my parents in first period. I had to drive home and back during 2nd just to barely make it in time for my 3rd hour observation. Now I keep a spare pair of pants with me.

      I hadn’t ever split my pants seat before, and it also hasn’t happened since

    • SoylentSnake [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.netEnglish
      3·
      2 months ago

      i shidded a little on my third date w/ my most recent past lover, we were drinking outside and went back to my place and i had to piss like nobodies bizness and the force of the stream pushed out just a lil guy. luckily i was able to clench my cheeks and bidet that little sucker off, no contact with my undies, truly a blessed and cursed turn of events.