What if there was a clown, but instead of telling jokes he appeared in a bad movie

  • I often find myself being punished for liking the wrong movie by the people who made a movie via a sequel to said movie they made just to humiliate me, personally

    in an unrelated story, sometimes I look in the mirror, staring at myself right in both eyes, and repeat, “I am Jesus Christ” 146 times in a row.