• Asafum@lemmy.world
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    17 hours ago

    Muskrat: “No one is trying to harm Kamala, I didn’t say anything about her campaign members.” (Insert evil face expression here)

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      17 hours ago

      “I’m not offering to pay anyone to try assassinating Kamala and Joe. I’m just saying there are plenty of benefits to being friends with the richest man on Earth.”

      • AwkwardLookMonkeyPuppet@lemmy.world
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        14 hours ago

        I can’t think of a single benefit from having that man know I exist, let alone having to spend time with him. Fuck, what a nightmare that would be.