Damn. And here I am, a guy that’s homely, hates religion with a passion, doesn’t pray let alone speak in tongues but can tell you to fuck off in Japanese, so woke I can’t sleep, an at-home nudist (only because it’s illegal in public), fully vaccinated, and out of shape as hell.
As for me, I’ll take the exact opposite!
Oh wait. Except the woman part. I’m ok with that.
Sorry, too late, we’ve already shipped the grungy atheist gamer man child to your address.
If it is not to your satisfaction, wrap it in the same packaging and we’ll give you a return address. There will unfortunately be a restocking fee.
Oh no, that’s alright. I’m sure we can find something to do with him.
Damn. And here I am, a guy that’s homely, hates religion with a passion, doesn’t pray let alone speak in tongues but can tell you to fuck off in Japanese, so woke I can’t sleep, an at-home nudist (only because it’s illegal in public), fully vaccinated, and out of shape as hell.