I went to the gym this afternoon. On the way home I pass a bus stop and a girl was sitting there. There was also a man standing right around the corner of the bus stop.

He immediately made me feel weird. He also had his bicycle standing next to hem. I thought that was odd because why would you have your bicycle with you at the bus stop. It’s not that common.

Anyway I didn’t trust it so after walking on for 20 meters or so I turned around to look. He was standing there FUCKING JACKING OFF. Like what the actual fuck man. This wasn’t some bus stop in the middle of nowhere either. It’s a fairly busy road.

I ran towards him and pushed him to the ground yelling: ‘what the fuck are you doing you weirdo’. He got up, ran to his bike and took off. Don’t know if the girl even noticed what happened as she was wearing headphones staring into her phone, and he was sneaked up behind the corner.

If I were a women I swear to God I wouldn’t leave the house without a weapon.