SagXD to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 day agoAm I cooked?imagemessage-square17fedilinkarrow-up1148arrow-down14
arrow-up1144arrow-down1imageAm I cooked?SagXD to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 day agomessage-square17fedilink
minus-squareBarqsHasBite@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9·1 day agoWho are you kidding you don’t know morse code.
minus-squarepuchaczyk@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkarrow-up11·1 day agoThat’s why it’s even more suspicious that the squirrel knows it.
minus-squareLost_My_Mind@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·1 day agoYou should learn E and X. Then you can drive up to a bar at night, and flash a flash light at drunk girls that just says “S-E-X?” Pickin up girls without even leaving your car! …provided they are the types of girls who get blackout drunk, drink alone in public, and know morse code. To put this a different way, I have a 0% succsess rate at this. But one day… …one day…
minus-squaresuperkret@feddit.orglinkfedilinkarrow-up1·edit-26 hours agoYou should check out bars near Navy harbors.
minus-squareLost_My_Mind@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·1 hour agoIt’s a bit concerning that my joke was an absurdist perspective on how to take advantage of women…and your reaction was essentially “Here, let me give you tips on how to actually do that!”
Who are you kidding you don’t know morse code.
That’s why it’s even more suspicious that the squirrel knows it.
I know two letters, O and S.
You should learn E and X.
Then you can drive up to a bar at night, and flash a flash light at drunk girls that just says “S-E-X?”
Pickin up girls without even leaving your car!
…provided they are the types of girls who get blackout drunk, drink alone in public, and know morse code.
To put this a different way, I have a 0% succsess rate at this. But one day…
…one day…
You should check out bars near Navy harbors.
It’s a bit concerning that my joke was an absurdist perspective on how to take advantage of women…and your reaction was essentially “Here, let me give you tips on how to actually do that!”