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minus-squareThis is fine🔥🐶☕🔥@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·15 hours agoAre you in a Beastie Boys cover band?
minus-squarethefartographerlinkfedilinkarrow-up6arrow-down1·12 hours agoI’m Jewish, so… Yes, officer?
minus-squarexmunk@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up5·11 hours agoThat checks out, I guess we can spare this one from the lox up.
minus-squarethefartographerlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·9 hours agoWhat was this detainment about, then? Get me my lawyer! You’re just trying to schmear my good name!
minus-squareALQ@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·8 hours agoI don’t have any good puns; I just want some lox’n’bagels and this seems the place to get them.
Are you in a Beastie Boys cover band?
I’m Jewish, so… Yes, officer?
That checks out, I guess we can spare this one from the lox up.
What was this detainment about, then? Get me my lawyer! You’re just trying to schmear my good name!
I don’t have any good puns; I just want some lox’n’bagels and this seems the place to get them.