• DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social
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    8 hours ago

    No, I blame Tolkien and his literally making elves only bang for the purpose of procreation because he’s a repressed Catholic weirdo sometimes.

    Jokes on him, modern society has agreed elves are hos.

    • Pips@lemmy.sdf.org
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      1 hour ago

      Some would say 40k maybe went a little too far in the opposite direction with dark elves.

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      6 hours ago

      It would be prudent for a sentient species with such long lifespans to practice planned procreation rather than multiplying exponentially like a culture on a petri dish.

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        6 hours ago

        There’s the Elven Rope that’s light as a feather and strong as steel. No reason there could not have been the Elven Condom that’s thin and impermeable.