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minus-squareHalasham@dormi.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9·8 hours agoMagic doesn’t work… and people flip out when someone tries to use things that would.
minus-squareHelixDab2linkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·2 hours agoIf magic (or magick, whatever) worked, then it wouldn’t be magic.
minus-squareFuglyDuck@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·6 hours agoSo we need to go abnormal but not magical? Has anyone tried using a plunger? Maybe let him soak in the bowl then get in there with the plunger?
minus-squareZier@fedia.iolinkfedilinkarrow-up2·4 hours agoCan’t we just glue the plunger to his face and lock him in a room with lots of vertical poles in it? There’s no law against it.
Magic doesn’t work… and people flip out when someone tries to use things that would.
If magic (or magick, whatever) worked, then it wouldn’t be magic.
So we need to go abnormal but not magical?
Has anyone tried using a plunger? Maybe let him soak in the bowl then get in there with the plunger?
Can’t we just glue the plunger to his face and lock him in a room with lots of vertical poles in it? There’s no law against it.