I don’t know about you, but this tells me that he’s never made it to third with a microphone in his life and is afraid we’ll find out.
Has anyone even seen Tim Walz deep throat anything? Is this really who we want in a position of power? For all we know, he gags easy.
That’s an excellent observation. Meanwhile, we’ve seen Trump skillfully deepthroating Purtin’s ween time and again since 2016. It’s clear he’s the man for the job.
He’s so dedicated that he’s training all the time. What a man!
We have proved time and again we need someone who sucks to run this shit. Not sure walz has proven himself to adequately suck hard enough for this job.
I’m starting to suspect he might even have the gall to - *gag* - pleasure his wife.
Ben Shapiro loses sleep over the thought
I’ve never seen him deep throat a corn dog at a county fair, but he is Minnesotan. I assume he can unhinge his jaw for the larger-sized corn dogs.
Trump did not pleasure a microphone.
He showed how he blows roadies to get them to do what he wants because he doesn’t know how to adjust the height of a microphone stand.
Seriously, that’s the only interpretation I have been able to come up with for what he did.
I thought the joke was that the microphone was a little flaccid so he had to give it some stimulation to make it long again?
Huh.
Well I hadn’t thought of it that way, but it’s equally fucking weird, so who knows?
I’m not convinced that’s too much of a problem. Now, if he were running for president, I’d say that’d make him unqualified, since you need that skill for that job, however, since he’s only running as VP, we’d only notice he can’t whenever President Harris is busy getting a colonoscopy.
