• thefartographer
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    4 days ago

    I swear I’m not a cannibal, but I am so desperate to eat some billionaire stew

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      4 days ago

      Don’t eat junk food. Instead, compost and use it to grow healthy veggies.

      (They’ll taste better anyway.)

    • lordnikon@lemmy.world
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      4 days ago

      I am looking forward to breaking the ventilation system after they retreat to their bunkers and knowing they will suffocate in their Dimond encrusted vaults.