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is a banned alt of 
, and we :JB-shining-aggro: :specter: the internet every day!Can confirm. Got banned from reddit and now I just use hexbear instead.
Didn’t we all get banned from reddit at some point? It’s kind of a badge of honor. Hell, I even got banned from r/communism which I also consider an honor.
Yeah, I got banned and never looked back. Saying what billionaires deserve in r/technology was so fucking worth it.
went looking for the most problematic person i could claim to be but i dont remember anyone, so im just going to settle for saying that im actually black mold futures which i dont remember them being super problematic so the bit doesnt really work
BMF is famously banned at least so you got that going for you
- 7Deadlyfetishes
Enver_hoxha
I’m actually John Kerry. Not the John Kerry poster, the actual guy.
I voted for you 7 times back in 2004
Thank you. You are a true American Patriot, I hope you appreciate the personalized postcards I seend you every Christmas
okay fine i’ll bite, i’m the alt of @Divine_Chaos100@hexbear.net
Mods ban this ban evader for ban evasion
You got it! Banned @Infamousblt
This is why we need to disempower the deep bear
I’m Melina
I knew it
Yeah I was banned my alt was german_green_trotzky_mlady_pos_white_entiteled_classtraitor, couldnt even comment ones much freedom of speech
I think my favorite interaction on this website is when someone’s banned alt accused me of being someone else’s banned alt.
I’m Catradora_Stalinism
Not enough randomly spamming one person with a string of angry posts for literally no reason, I don’t believe this one
I’m the banned alt of the earth itself.
I’m Bureaucrat
Yeah, I’m Melina
i’m the alt of user ‘‘GrooovyGromit’’ who will be banned on the pleasant summer evening of the 23rd of May, 2027, sometime between 13h and 15h, but not before lunch
I’m bmf
I would have revealed that I’m actually @TheREalDonaldTrump@hexbear.net’s transgender alt, but he’s unbanned now so that’s not fun anymore
Re ban him Jan 21st
I’m actually @Enver_Hoxha@hexbear.net
