“HEY THERE PILGRIM”

Joker: Wtf is this?

Wasn’t he the guy from Fountains of Wayne

BRUCE WAYNE WAS A NAZI by Millions of Dead Capes

Bit idea: guy who confuses Bruce Wayne with Wayne Brady

John Wayne as Batman sounds way more realistic than John Wayne as Genghis Khan. But, let him do the same sort of faux Shakespeare dialogue that he had in The Conqueror though.

Both would evade the draft.