• Holodeck_Moriarty
      26·
      1 year ago

      Maybe the monster just turns back into clothes when the light’s on. You barely escaped.

    • LouNeko@lemmy.world
      16·
      1 year ago

      Part of becoming an adult is going from
      “Oh no there’s a monster in the closet.”
      to “Maybe I should get up and check, I’m sure my mind is just playing tricks on me”
      to finally “Even if theres a monster, I don’t care, I’m too tired.”

      • psycho_driver@lemmy.world
        111·
        1 year ago

        Ah, I see you haven’t reached the “it might be nice if the monster gets me while I’m asleep . . .” phase of your life yet.