• BreadOven@lemmy.world
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    1 year ago

    Everyone knows you must sharpen them with real stones from the home planet, lubricated with the blood of your enemies.

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      I was looking at the market and noticed that the blood of your enemies was too expensive. Is olive oil a good substitute?